The First Testament

The first part of the Idiot Kid's story starts off with the big bang. Yerdua is born from a centaur mother and a fae father, making her half thot half horse. She grows up with a fairly normal life, though one day causes some chaos and ticks off the goddess of time. As a punishment, Yerdua is sent back to the Big Bang and is forced to take the goddess' place as the creator of the universe. She starts to create and hand-make the universe but starts with the planet HHHHHHH. The planet is made for a nice, quiet place to live but it is disrupted by a sudden meteorite.

The meteorite is carrying Asa, of Planet Abfuaufj, a scraped planet that Yerdua never bothered to finish. Apparently, it had evolved and created it's own technology which resulted in the overheating of Abfuaufj, then it blowing up into chunks. Asa just so happened to be one of the luckier aliens and landed in the mountains of Siberia where he spent the following years of his life.

Following, Mother Earth Anna is created by Yerdua so she wouldn't be completely lonely. However, she conflicts with Yerdua's sadistic needs and is drawn to peace unlike her sister. Mother Earth ends up adopting Cole-San, an abandoned little boy in America, along with his pet Asa.

Behind the scenes, something large is happening. Jaherman Jahowns.